I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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