What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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