You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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