So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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