I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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