He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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