i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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