just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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