She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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