Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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