big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
a search helicopter?!
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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