u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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