Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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