i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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