I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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