So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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