He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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