I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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