That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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