It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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