Where are you?
In a non slutty way
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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