So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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