im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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