please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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