Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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