i just google imaged poop.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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