Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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