need another drink. this is the easiest way
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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