question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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