Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I need moral support for this bender
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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