you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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