We won't sleep together?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Dear god my vagina.
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