Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i am craving dick and cupcakes
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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