big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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