So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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