He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it glows. i had to have it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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