I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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