Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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