Porn is love you can see.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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