I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
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