I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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