Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
how does that bad decision feel?
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