she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
She said her name was "party"
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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