Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
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Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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