It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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