found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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