Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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