my phone needs a breathalizer
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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