What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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