What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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