i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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