Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
He felt like a one man threesome
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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