I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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