ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Pants are for mortals
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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