So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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