I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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