11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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